the rants of mr washington

6:51PM - Conservatives Rally Around "Teabagging"

Tea Bagging is big in Politics!









Too funny for words

2:58PM - No Doubt

Current mood: calm

Current music: ESPN

11:40AM - Seattle

I will arrive at Sea-Tac at 5:30pm tomorrow. I will be having Dinner with my friend B, somewhere, not sure where,Hope to see yall at the Merc.

Current mood: anxious

10:28PM - And then the fight started.....

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive....
So, I took her to a gas station.....
And then the fight started....

****
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,"Do you want to have sex?
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

********
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my
age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. > I told the woman
that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home a nd come
back later
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
Disability, too'
And then the fight started.....

****

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the
dog, and slipped quietly into the garage .
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and sl ipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 30 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out
fishing in that?'
And that's how the fight started ...


****
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many & years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?'
And then the fight started.....

****

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the r oad and slowly the other driver got out of
his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem
funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....

****

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And then the fight started.....

****

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible;
I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....

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Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Lovetruly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Current mood: amused

4:02PM - My birthday in Seattle

To my Seattle folks, I just booked my flight to celebrate my birthday with you happy folks. Now that its done, let the weekend plans begin. YAY!

10:52PM - The Burn

It's amazing how many people I know who weht to burningman and missed most. Oh well, it was a good time, and I'm glad to be home.

Current mood: calm

Current music: Dirty Hairy movie

4:54PM - Yeah Right!

You are Mr. Freeze

Mr. Freeze 51% Apocalypse 49% Venom 48% Dr. Doom 48% Kingpin 47% Lex Luthor 46% Magneto 43% Juggernaut 40% The Joker 38% Catwoman 31% Poison Ivy 30% Dark Phoenix 29% Mystique 28% Green Goblin 24% Riddler 23% Two-Face 20%

You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.

Current mood: calm

Current music: Soft Rock

4:13PM - My 80's

I'm spinning the first hour at 1984 tonight and I was wondering if I could get away with a tribute to Soul Train. Could be interesting, yet...special. I mean who's not a fan of New Edition!

Current mood: devious

Current music: old school hits

1:22PM - 1st post in years.

Even though I almost feel the need to vent here about this past weekend; I'm not. Mainly because there are many feelings involved here and for once I don't want to be the bull in a china shop.

I will say this though, rumors kill all who are in the way.

Current mood: drained

Current music: Best of Too Short

7:58PM - X-MAS with the family

Yet again it is the time to be with family and others to stuff yourself with food and/or booze ( depends on how much you like your family). I'm here now in our state capital, full from all of food that was forced on to me (yeah right), trying to recover and and avoid the game-time events. The folks are loud and I'm sleepy. Good Times!

Current mood: full

Current music: Random R&B

7:34PM - Holloween or New Year's Eve

I'm starting to wonder which holiday is the biggest pain in the ass to work. After seeing and being involved in the happenings this weekend, holloween has jumped ahead in my book. Some of the pics from this weekend don't do what we "industry" people had to witness and/or deal with any justice. All I have to say is 5150's are bad UM' K .

2:43PM - my first time...here

well, you all finally got me on this thing...Sigh. As i was going through some of the entries of people I know, I've come to conclusion that my friends are angry, bored and sometimes content with the goings on in there life. Well such is life.

Current mood: tired

Current music: homemade slow jam cd